Amber Rose may be a gold digging bald famewhore but damn if her body isn’t the business. She was spotted out on the beach in Miami, Florida yesterday afternoon probably looking for some poor rich schmuck to suck dry. I don’t have any money, but I’m more than willing to have her suck me dry.

Jessica Alba is in the September 2010 edition of FHM magazine. It looks like a recycled photo shoot but hot nonetheless.

I use to think Victoria’s Secret model Alessandra Ambrosio was one of the hottest women walking this Earth, but after viewing these pics I feel like it was all a lie. What the hell happened to her body? I’ve seen more curves in straight lines. Even an Ethiopia is scratching their head wondering when was the last time this chick ate.

Here’s Halle Berry and her butter pecan brown melons on the set of her new movie Dark Tide in Seal Island, False Bay in South Africa. I like Halle Berry, but the black wetsuit is obstructing view of her hot ass!

Here’s the ever sexy Sofia Vergara in Porto Cervo, Italy yesterday. Between her breasts and Kim K’s ass I have exceeded my bandwidth for the year. But no complaints from me, daily posts of T&A is a global community service.

Katy Perry and her megaboobs were spotted in the Bahamas yesterday. Nothing short of a spectacular rack can offset ugly Granny panties and a chick smoking a cigarette. I have no idea why the hell she’s running, but 10 bucks to the first person who can find the video.

Kelly Brook proves once again she’s one of the sexiest women ever. I have no idea what these pictures are for, but whatever it is I’m buying. She could be selling cups of genital herpes and I’ll buy it like it was limited edition.

Adrianne Curry is hellbent on being the Dollar General version of Olivia Munn. Here she is posting pictures of herself on Twitter wearing retarded nerd costumes once again. When your “career” is nothing more than trolling geek conventions looking for attention from men who haven’t seen a real life vagina since they were born it’s time for a new path in life.

No your zoom is not set at 400%. Kim Kardashian’s ass is really that big. I like an ass you can slap and it slaps you back, but that thing will knock you into a coma. I said goddamn. Speaking of little brain activity, to say she popped out a baby not too long ago Kourtney Kardashian looks sexy as all get out.

Tomorrow Lindsay Lohan begins her 90 day jail sentence which apparently has already been cut down to 23 days. She’ll probably end up serving 23 minutes after all is said and done, but in the meantime everyone’s favorite freckled body firecrotch is looking pretty damn good in the latest issue of Complex magazine. She’ll regret this photoshoot when she takes her first prison shower with a massive bulldagger named Arnie.